Andrew's the name; occasional writing's the game. Love is the coal that makes this train roll.
Requests and dedications
Requests and dedications
- No music allowed, except during the holiday season. Soccer podcasts I used to listen to religiously, sorry. Your day has come. (Unless I can find a way to get a GOOD iPod car kit*. Suggestions? Send them my way, please.)
- There is a opening and closing procedure revolving around security and secret signs. I am certain to louse this up immediately and will be revisited by Security before the week is out.
- Sexual harassment videos should be classified as sexual harassment. Just sayin’.
- If you’re wearing a brand-new white dress shirt, a waitress will spill iced tea on it. If you’re lucky, however, it will only be on your right cuff. Yes, club soda and a cloth napkin will do fuck all to remove any stains from this encounter. (Murphy’s Law. Act IV, Sec XII, part 32c.)
- Chipotle, at 6:00pm local time, had NO LINES. *achievement unlocked*
* FM transmitters are NOT good iPod car kits. I have one; it plays the left channel only, and thus ruins all Queens of the Stone Age songs. This is UNACCEPTABLE.
